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November 22 i must be the aout doors type !i figure that i must the the our doors type becouse i allways seem to find myself up that creek without a paddle !
but if it was any other way life would be so boring n im not here to please everyone just a select few :)
November 25 MEN And Their DRINKs:Cider: He's probably under-aged and wants to get laid . . . . .
Cheap Domestic Beer : He's poor / student and wants to get laid.
Premium Local Beer : He likes good beer and wants to get laid. .
Bitter : He's old, he likes good beer and wants to get laid. . .
Imported Beer : He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid .
Guinness : The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another.
Water : He just threw up and is trying to wash the taste out of his mouth
and still wants to get laid . . . . Wine : He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a Sophisticated image
and help him get laid. . . . . Vodka: Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf... Desperate to get
laid. . . . . Port : Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid.
Whisky : He doesn't give two shits about anything and will hit anyone who
will get in his way of getting laid. . . . . Flavored rum : Knows all about feminine activities (knitting, cooking,
crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid. . . . Rum or Tequila : Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid...
Bacardi Breezer, Lemon Ruskie, West Coast Cooler etc : He's gay (Blatantly) don't turn your back or pick up any dropped change. October 02 A true FreindA good freind will bail you out of jail but a true freind will be siting next to you sayin damm that was fun :) Only in AustraliaBeing Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. Oh and...... Only in Australia . Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Australia . Do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Australia . Do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke. Only in Australia . Do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Australia . Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in Australia . Do we use answering machines to screen calls And then have 'call waiting' so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. Only in Australia . Are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink. NOT TO MENTION... 3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. 142 Aussies were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts. 58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. 31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree While the fairy lights were plugged in. 8 Aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth. A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth. ...and finally, In 2000 eight Aussies cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet. August 12 Some people are just Stupid9 stupid People 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. ! 8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? July 31 2006 snow tripkinda little letdown this year not enough snow this year but still got a few good days out of it :)
didnt help that i hit a hard patch like a bag of potaoes :( but thats part of the sport i guess
will post photos later guys :)
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